Nudge Nudge Wear
“My Body, My Rules, My Favorite Toy”
This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a message. Wear it proud. Wear it loud. Wear it often.
Style Tip: Rock it with nothing but confidence, a satin robe, and a drawer full of rechargeable motivation.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Shipping & Returns
SHIPPING POLICY
🚚 Free Shipping Policy – Nudge Nudge Wear
At Nudge Nudge Wear, we keep it simple (and sexy): every shirt ships free, every time. No hidden fees, no “gotcha” math, no weird add-ons.
- 🛒 Free shipping on all orders — whether you grab one shirt or five, we’ve got you covered.
- 📦 We ship straight from our print partners to your door, quick and painless.
- ⏰ Standard shipping times apply (we’re funny, not magic). Most orders land in your hands within 5–7 business days after production.
🌎 U.S. shipping is totally free. International friends? You’ll see exact rates at checkout.
RETURN POLICY
We love our shirts, and we think you will too
- No returns or exchanges—all sales are final.
- If your shirt shows up looking like it just lost a bar fight with the postal service, or if there’s something wrong with your order, contact us within 7 days and we’ll make it right.
-Questions? Problems? Existential fashion crisis? Email us at sales@nudgenudgewear.com.
Size Chart
Size guide preview (Imperial)
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XS
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27
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16 ½
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31-34
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S
|
28
|
18
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34-37
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M
|
29
|
20
|
38-41
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L
|
30
|
22
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42-45
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XL
|
31
|
24
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46-49
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2XL
|
32
|
26
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50-53
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3XL
|
33
|
28
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54-57
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4XL
|
34
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30
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58-61
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5XL
|
35
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31
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62-65
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Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
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