Nudge Nudge Wear
"I Have The Emotional Range of a Spoon But I'm Great at Oral"
The “I have the emotional range of a spoon... but I’m great at oral?” tee is for the emotionally numb icons who compensate in very specific ways. It’s bold, it's oversharing, and it says exactly what you're not supposed to say out loud—so obviously, we printed it on a shirt.
Perfect for hot people with commitment issues, reformed situationships, and anyone who knows their strengths.
Style Tip:
Pair it with messy hair, smug confidence, and zero eye contact. Bonus points for pretending you don’t know why people are staring.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Shipping & Returns
SHIPPING POLICY
🚚 Free Shipping Policy – Nudge Nudge Wear
At Nudge Nudge Wear, we keep it simple (and sexy): every shirt ships free, every time. No hidden fees, no “gotcha” math, no weird add-ons.
- 🛒 Free shipping on all orders — whether you grab one shirt or five, we’ve got you covered.
- 📦 We ship straight from our print partners to your door, quick and painless.
- ⏰ Standard shipping times apply (we’re funny, not magic). Most orders land in your hands within 5–7 business days after production.
🌎 U.S. shipping is totally free. International friends? You’ll see exact rates at checkout.
RETURN POLICY
We love our shirts, and we think you will too
- No returns or exchanges—all sales are final.
- If your shirt shows up looking like it just lost a bar fight with the postal service, or if there’s something wrong with your order, contact us within 7 days and we’ll make it right.
-Questions? Problems? Existential fashion crisis? Email us at sales@nudgenudgewear.com.
Size Chart
Size guide preview (Imperial)
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XS
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27
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16 ½
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31-34
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S
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28
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18
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34-37
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M
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29
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20
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38-41
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L
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30
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22
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42-45
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XL
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31
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24
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46-49
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2XL
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32
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26
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50-53
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3XL
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33
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28
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54-57
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4XL
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34
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30
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58-61
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5XL
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35
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31
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62-65
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Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
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